linked server
If you are still using remote server for SQL, I suggest you make some progress and start moving over to linked server. Linked server is pretty easy to use/add.
sp_addlinkedserver ’server.f.q.d.n’
There are other parameters sp_addlinkedserver can take as well but the above should suffice. This will add an entry into the sys.servers table/view:
select name,data_source,is_linked,is_data_access_enabled [...]